Re: "Double Trouble " December 3, 2021
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 9:00 pm
Onshore!
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My daughter and fellow muggle, Regfish7, was only 1 in 1987 ! So muggles come in all ages!!Dplass wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 7:32 pmI was 19 in '87. Am I in the wrong forum?Bob cruise director wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 7:26 pm17 in 1987??? My son was 17 in 1987. LOLmntlblok wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 5:54 pm
You think the *dentist* likes being there??!!![]()
If you were 17 in 1987, I'm wondering where you saw those Burma Shave signs. . .
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Have long assumed that to be the origin of the phrase "shaggy dog tale". But, also always brings to mind the one about the pages doing the walking through the - oh, never mind.DannyWalter wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 6:19 pmWith apologies in advance. . .mntlblok wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 3:04 pmhttps://www.flickr.com/photos/mentalblo ... 0199609853Bob cruise director wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 10:31 am I am on shore with a special comic for @DrTom and other punsters
https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/2021/12/03
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It was a dark and stormy night. The wind howled. The light-, oh, never mind. A knight is on his way to battle when his steed up and dies underneath him. The knight trudges on in the dark, wet, and cold, and is finally releived to see a farmhouse ahead with a light on. A young girl answers the door.
"I must have a horse!" cries the knight. "I need to get to the battle!"
"But we have no horses. My father and brothers have left for the battle themselves!"
"Oh dear, what shall I do? I am one of the bravest knights in the land! They need me at the battle!"
"One moment." After a time, she returns with a large Great Dane. "His name is Duke. My brothers ride him sometimes."
The dog is old, mangy, and hardly looks fit for riding. The knight looks at the girl and says, "Surely, you wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like this?"
I turned 3 in ‘87
I think my favorite was something like:HunterX wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 7:38 pmMy dad liked quoting them. As a golfer, his favorite was:Cindy N wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 7:32 pmThe Verse By The Side of the RoadBob cruise director wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 4:15 pm I read Femullen's posts - kind of like a series of Burma Shave signs (for those who are old)
For those who aren't old, but would like to enjoy some of this roadside verse that used to adorn Rte 66.
(For those who do remember, I suspect you will mentally add "Burma Shave" as the final sign not included in these 90 smiles.)
90 Brilliant Burma Shave Signs
"If fewer strokes
Is what you crave
Get out of the rough
With Burma Shave"
Though it breaks the rule of having "Burma Shave being the last sign after the poem.
HEY, wait just one darn minute...if there are bad jokes and puns on this forum I need to be involved!!!mntlblok wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 11:05 pmHave long assumed that to be the origin of the phrase "shaggy dog tale". But, also always brings to mind the one about the pages doing the walking through the - oh, never mind.DannyWalter wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 6:19 pmWith apologies in advance. . .
It was a dark and stormy night. The wind howled. The light-, oh, never mind. A knight is on his way to battle when his steed up and dies underneath him. The knight trudges on in the dark, wet, and cold, and is finally releived to see a farmhouse ahead with a light on. A young girl answers the door.
"I must have a horse!" cries the knight. "I need to get to the battle!"
"But we have no horses. My father and brothers have left for the battle themselves!"
"Oh dear, what shall I do? I am one of the bravest knights in the land! They need me at the battle!"
"One moment." After a time, she returns with a large Great Dane. "His name is Duke. My brothers ride him sometimes."
The dog is old, mangy, and hardly looks fit for riding. The knight looks at the girl and says, "Surely, you wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like this?"
Guess I could study up on how to do this thing from the FAQ, but I'm pretty scared of that kind of stuff - "To display the image use the BBCode [img] tag"mntlblok wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 6:03 pmAha! Just the nudge I needed for that evasive "Aha!" I hear that it's best not to even do shallow shore dives whilst drinking, so I shall hold off on the Miller Lites (with plastic "squeeze" lime. But, it *is* Friday. . .
TouchéBob cruise director wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 10:31 am I am on shore with a special comic for @DrTom and other punsters
https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/2021/12/03
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