Well I was hoping for a last minute rush of solvers but alas that did not even happen.
So, on with the reveal (sorry it was not out this AM, I got busy trying to create another meta and lost track of time)
This meta was very simple in that it told you exactly what to do, but being able to see it among everything else made it more difficult.
The title hints towards EVEN numbers, and many of you did exactly that, you started highlighting all the even numbers, but BOY were there a lot of them and initially it looked like gibberish until you had them all highlighted (see green – and sometimes two-toned – squares) and then it spelled out DO NOT LOOK HERE THE SECRET IS IN CLUE LENGTH. Well then what about clue length? Once again use the title, and look at the clues with an even number of words (pink or two-tone squares). They spell THE SCORE IS TIED, the meta answer to OK, Are We Even.
The simplicity of the mechanism, and the fact that many thought I could not pull this off, made it difficult. But 42 of you were able to release the poor trapped kitty and everyone seemed to like the puzzle.