"Look Inside" - April, 3, 2020

A place to discuss the weekly Wall Street Journal Crossword Puzzle Contest, starting every Thursday around 4:00 p.m. Eastern time. Please do not post any answers or hints before the contest deadline which is midnight Sunday Eastern time.
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Tom Shea
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Bad joke:

A Rabbi, a priest, and an imam walk into a bar.

The bartender says, who are you?

They all get arrested for violating quarantine.

Told you it was bad.
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Janet P
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Tom Shea wrote: Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:22 pm Sheesh!

I went to a look at a crossword solution and a hockey game broke out.

Can we get back to Haiku's and bad jokes?

Small community
Got larger overnight, good
Despite growing pains
Mrs. Teasdale says
Listen to our President.
Hail, Hail, Freedonia!
“For myself, I am an optimist. It does not seem much use being anything else...”
― Winston Churchill, The Lord Mayor's Banquet, 9 November 1954
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MajordomoTom
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We've always been at
war with Eastasia or was
it Oceana?
"Lots of planets have a North", the Ninth Doctor.
SewYoung
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MajordomoTom wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:49 pm We've always been at
war with Eastasia or was
it Oceana?
Yesterday we were at war with Oceana.
Today we are at war with Eastasia.
We have always been at war with Eastasia!
(Not a haiku - just a comment)
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