"Look Inside" - April, 3, 2020

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Tom Shea
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Re: "Look Inside" - April, 3, 2020

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Post by Tom Shea » Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:10 pm

Bad joke:

A Rabbi, a priest, and an imam walk into a bar.

The bartender says, who are you?

They all get arrested for violating quarantine.

Told you it was bad.
Rufus T. Firefly

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Post by Janet P » Thu Apr 09, 2020 5:38 pm

Tom Shea wrote:
Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:22 pm
Sheesh!

I went to a look at a crossword solution and a hockey game broke out.

Can we get back to Haiku's and bad jokes?

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Post by MajordomoTom » Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:49 pm

We've always been at
war with Eastasia or was
it Oceana?
"Lots of planets have a North", the Ninth Doctor.

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#364

Post by SewYoung » Thu Apr 09, 2020 9:27 pm

MajordomoTom wrote:
Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:49 pm
We've always been at
war with Eastasia or was
it Oceana?
Yesterday we were at war with Oceana.
Today we are at war with Eastasia.
We have always been at war with Eastasia!
(Not a haiku - just a comment)

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